Contract Rider

The legal clauses, trimmed to what a rider needs. By using the house you agree to them.

Admission

Admission needs you to be 18, and of full age under the law of your home. The account is yours to protect, and so is its password.

The performance

This is entertainment, performed by invented characters and written by software. Nothing an actress says is a fact or counsel of any kind. Actresses misremember lines, and some enjoy it.

Seats and payment

A season ticket is a prepayment in USDT that buys a block of days and lapses at the end of it. Money paid is not returned: we make no refunds except where the law requires, and the usher cannot be talked round. A short transfer, or one sent down the wrong chain, may be gone for good.

House conduct

Respect the greenroom rules and the law. Do not jump the chat's limits, hammer or harvest the site, or sell a seat on. Accounts caught doing so can be suspended or closed.

What you write on the ticket

Your tickets and lines stay yours. You allow us to hold and work on them, which is how the performance runs safely, and software reads messages in order to enforce the rules.

Changes to the bill

The programme may change, pause or close, and so may the cast. Whatever alters your side of the bargain is posted in the playbill beforehand. The house is offered as it stands, with no guarantee beyond what the law forces. Our liability stops at the sum you paid in the month before a claim, wherever the law lets it.